Sneaker cat

Adj. - Sneaky - marked by deception; underhanded, underhand, corrupt, crooked - not straight; dishonest or immoral or evasive.

Ever notice when your animal has done something bad or is about to do something bad they trot away quickly, sinking really low to the ground like they are invisible? They are trying to blend in to the carpet so you won't notice.

It makes the bad deed more obvious.

We call it "low sinking" or "a sneaker cat".

They think they are sneaky and getting away with it.   I can see her out of the corner of my eye trying to slither away inconspicuously - GUILTY!!  

I always know when the cat has clawed the couch, gotten into the garbage, beat up on the other cat or generally done or almost did what they knew they were not supposed to do.

They act veeeeery heavy like a dead-weight-sack-of-useless-hair-that-sometimes-hisses.  

"There is no cat here, now piss-off!"

Back pain

Why does she put her paw on my mouth while I'm sleeping?

I have dreams of not being able to move, then the back cramping & pain, and the smell of cat litter. I open my eyes and the paw is on my lips. Ahhh!!

Who wants to wake up to that?

I struggle to get her off and she is like glue.

Not budging.

She stays in that very spot that you can't reach so I try and roll over - she just holds on and sinks down. "Geeeeet oooooowwwwffff!"

Now rotten one HATES her paws being touched. So I make sure I rub then all over so I quicky irritate the offender. They slowly slink back to the hairy body in which they came from. Then a soon as I am asleep they are back!

Aaaack, bleeeh!

So I wake up the warm body next to me.

I am in need of an assisted Cat-a-polt. She was warned.



She even looks like Satan-devil cat... up to no good.