I have dreams of not being able to move, then the back cramping & pain, and the smell of cat litter. I open my eyes and the paw is on my lips. Ahhh!!
Who wants to wake up to that?
I struggle to get her off and she is like glue.
Not budging.
She stays in that very spot that you can't reach so I try and roll over - she just holds on and sinks down. "Geeeeet oooooowwwwffff!"
Now rotten one HATES her paws being touched. So I make sure I rub then all over so I quicky irritate the offender. They slowly slink back to the hairy body in which they came from. Then a soon as I am asleep they are back!
Aaaack, bleeeh!
So I wake up the warm body next to me.
I am in need of an assisted Cat-a-polt. She was warned.
She even looks like Satan-devil cat... up to no good.
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