"I'm having file problems today"

Can most people honestly say they have these file problems at work? "I can't shut my file drawer as there's a bunch of hair stuck in it. Oh yeah and it's sleeping"




A jacket, blanket or sweatshirt is usually sacrificed to the "cat bribery" in order to make a chair more appealing rather than MY files, MY keyboard or MY chair.



Snarfing around the cords (trying to punish me of course)



The exhausted collapse on the dayplanner tactic.



"Go ahead and ignore me... I'll show you... I'm going to make sure your computer bag has plenty of hair in it. Wait until I rub all over the black work pants!"



More "cat bribery" in the bedroom so they leave my bed alone. Now there is hair all over the cushions so nobody else will ever use them.

The Bathroom Troll

We have a bathroom troll. Most of the time we don’t know exactly where it’s at but it’s always there. It's lurking in the dark by itself or when you least expect it without reason. It hides in and behind things.

When the bathroom troll is not in the bathroom it will insist on following you in. Oh the crabbing & whining if you shut the troll out!

The troll likes to be hidden just so it can scare you when you are trying to relax & do your business.



Seriously? Really?

The troll likes to shamelessly (oops- I mean SHAMELESSLY) have use of the clean bath towels. Have you used a bath towel covered in cat hair on a wet human body?

The troll generally likes to hang out in the tub, even by herself with the lights off. On rare occasions, the troll will actually get into the bathtub with my nice, clean bath water- not realizing that it's full.

That makes the troll VERY ANGRY.

The Human shall learn

Cat's are the single most revengeful animal so you may not catch it at first… but the payback will be there. Oh yes, you will see.

My cat’s hate my family. They will hide in the bedroom and act like they are vicious cat abusers. You can’t even drag them out and then they act like even touching them is burning acid. But yet when the big mean looking cable guy comes over they are all loving- rolling & rubbing all over. Such friendly kitties! But when the family walks in the door with the small, loud pink beings then you can hear the claws on the carpet from the quick escape. My family also brings dogs- which I make sure stay outside. It didn’t work.

First time was little hard cat tokens that I found in my closet sock drawer a few days after they came over. This must be from the bad one?

Second time was at the top of the stairs. Well- I guess I OBVIOUSLY did not see the first warning loud & clear enough. This time someone wanted to make sure I saw it. This was the next morning after they came over. Okay fine, I get it.

Then there was Thanksgiving. My aunt brings over her small terrier and I told her she HAD to leave him in the car. NO DOGS! She said “oh it’s cold outside and he can sit on my lap”. I said “you don’t understand… the cats get very angry”. “Oh but he’ll be a good boy”. The cats were upstairs the whole time anyway so I thought they might not notice this time so I gave in. Not a chance.

After everyone left I found this “punishment” on the bath mat upstairs. Yes the littler box is upstairs, about 10 feet away. My god - did they save up a huge pile or something? I emailed this picture out to my family, including my Aunt titled “my cats thank you for coming over”.

Welcome to my Blog!

This all started because I read a lot of other people’s Blog’s. I also email out pictures and venting about my rotten cat to friends & family and they think it's funny and post it elsewhere.

Spanky is a 9 year old Himalayan and she's rotten, untrainable and stubborn.

She thinks she's #1 in the house. If she can't be #1 then she wants to be #2. This is how the battle of the wills started.




Shoulder Demon, the angel represents one's conscience while the demon represents temptation(s).