Tuesday, April 15, 2008

The Bathroom Troll



We have a bathroom troll. Most of the time we don’t know exactly where it’s at but it’s always there. It's lurking in the dark by itself or when you least expect it without reason. It hides in and behind things.



When the bathroom troll is not in the bathroom it will insist on following you in. Oh the crabbing & whining if you shut the troll out!





The troll likes to be hidden just so it can scare you when you are trying to relax & do your business.



Seriously? Really?


The troll likes to shamelessly (oops- I mean SHAMELESSLY) have use of the clean bath towels. Have you used a bath towel covered in cat hair on a wet human body?





The troll generally likes to hang out in the tub, even by herself with the lights off. On rare occasions, the troll will actually get into the bathtub with my nice, clean bath water- not realizing that it's full.

That makes the troll VERY ANGRY.


1 comment:

Unknown said...

We have a hairy bathroom troll now too. He likes to scare the crap out of you by trying to attack through the shower curtain. He doens't seem to realize he can't climb in between you and the seat once you're there. And I keep finding the drain cover in the living room. And the howling. I'm not sure who he's talking to or if he's just practicing.