Tuesday, April 15, 2008

"I'm having file problems today"



Can most people honestly say they have these file problems at work? "I can't shut my file drawer as there's a bunch of hair stuck in it. Oh yeah and it's sleeping"




A jacket, blanket or sweatshirt is usually sacrificed to the "cat bribery" in order to make a chair more appealing rather than MY files, MY keyboard or MY chair.



Snarfing around the cords (trying to punish me of course)



The exhausted collapse on the dayplanner tactic.



"Go ahead and ignore me... I'll show you... I'm going to make sure your computer bag has plenty of hair in it. Wait until I rub all over the black work pants!"



More "cat bribery" in the bedroom so they leave my bed alone. Now there is hair all over the cushions so nobody else will ever use them.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I get puppies who like to climb on my chest, lick my ears, stick their butts in my face, paw whatever book I'm trying to read, sniff my head....they demand full attention at all times