You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool
sandwich with arsenic sauce.
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4 comments:
Too funny! I was on "Fugly" and I clicked your pony pic to get a better look and saw you had a blog. "The Hairy Rottenness" what the heck is that!? Checked it out and got a good laugh.
What kind of cat is Spanky? Lola our Ragdoll) is a bathroom troll too. Kinda annoying when she lurks around while you try to relax in the bath. Nice to know someone else can understand. :)
She ruins our Christmas every year. You can see she has claimed the tree as hers. On Christmas day she lays all over my guests jackets, purses or clothing- even hissing if they try and retrieve them. There are no presents under the tree because she eats the paper, ribbons & bows and then barfs them up later on my bed. Nice.
So we call her the Grinch.
This post perfectly describes her.
Ms. Hairy Rottenness, I have three words for you, and I quote...
STINK
STANK
STUNK!
=:-D Love it. (It's your sister's fault I'm here!)
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